✵ The MAFIYA Is INFORMANT ✵


Viva Los Leis

A.K.A. MAFIA's INFORMANT (Palermo)
A.K.A. Men★Of★Five★Chicago★People★Nation (Singapore and Manila)
A.K.A. The Four Letters: CJNG (Montevideo and Managua)
A.K.A. The Three Letters: CDS (Malabo and Tegucigalpa)
A.K.A. Vice Lord: Two Letters (Lima and Asunción)
A.K.A. One-Word: Malverde (Ciudad Victoria and Guatemala City)
A.K.A. The Orange Nail: 22/12 (San José)
A.K.A. Legal Matters: A True Story (Cape Town)
A.K.A. A Little Birdy Told Me (Minsk and Kyiv)
A.K.A. The Water Boy: $kulls (New Delhi)
A.K.A. The Grateful Dead Family (Kinshasa and Dakar and Brussels)
A.K.A. Guinness On The Gala (Juárez)
A.K.A. No-More, No-Less (Moscow)
A.K.A. The Cardiff Giant (Cardiff)
A.K.A. EXIT BREXIT (Amsterdam)
A.K.A. Chicago Genovese Mafia (Zagreb)
A.K.A. Knife To A Shootout (Culiacán)
A.K.A. I Am Printing Money (Yerevan)
A.K.A. Sunrise Down Cicero ( Freetown)
A.K.A. The Watchers: Holy War (Beijing)
A.K.A. The Witches: Wages Of Sin (Seoul)
A.K.A. The Rotten Apple (Beirut and Jerusalem)
A.K.A. Ransack Rome (Ankara and Tel Aviv)
A.K.A. Snitches Is A Dying Breed (San Juan)
A.K.A. Operation Underworld USA (Astana)
A.K.A. Numbers On The Board ( (Mexico City)
A.K.A. Who Are You Calling A Bitch? (Kingston)
A.K.A. It Is An Open Season (Belfast and Berlin)
A.K.A. Havana Heartbreaker (Santiago and Tirana)
A.K.A. Streets Of Rome (Brasilia and Cairo and Oslo)
A.K.A. Find You At The Bottom Of The Toilet (Damascus)
A.K.A. Bringing Community Together (Rome and Havana)
A.K.A. A Stroll In The Park Whilst Feeding The Birds (Warsaw)
A.K.A. Consider That You Would Prefer The Knowing (Canberra)
A.K.A. Explaining My Position To Appropriate Parties (Kampala and Quito)
A.K.A. The Correct Way To Draft A Pint (Gaborone and Tbilisi and Port-au-Prince)
A.K.A. Effects Of Cannabinoids On The Adult Male (Sucre and Bogotá)
A.K.A. Cartel Is Crazy ( San Salvador and Caracas and Santo Domingo)
A.K.A. Money Or Your Life (Dublin and Islamabad and Ashgabat)
A.K.A. Plane Wreckage Visible On Google Maps (Buenos Aires)
A.K.A. Let's Play Leap Frog (Chisinau and Ulaanbaatar)
A.K.A. Unknown Insane Traveling (Riyadh and Carcosa)
A.K.A. Exploit Every-Angle (Bucharest and Budapest)
A.K.A. Knife Through The Neck (Sofia and Belgrade)
A.K.A. Women's Work (Madrid and Wellington)
A.K.A. No-More, More-Less (Paris and Ålesund)
A.K.A. It Takes A Village Of 300 (Abu Dhabi)
A.K.A. The World Of Thieves (Panama City and Doha)
A.K.A. The Heart-Shaped Ants (Stockholm)
A.K.A. Feeding Of The Birds (Hong-Kong)
A.K.A. Supreme (Moroni and Ljubljana)
A.K.A. No-Snitch (Belmopan and Nicosia)
A.K.A. Streets Of New York (London)
A.K.A. Slaying The Elephant (Praia)
A.K.A. Know You Don't Be Sliding (Rabat and Petah Tikva)
A.K.A. Bang The Knicks (Reykjavík)
A.K.A. The Law Of Retaliation (Bern)
A.K.A. We Are The People (Medellín)
A.K.A. This Is The Culture (Roseau)
A.K.A. You Really Love Me (Prague)
A.K.A. Snitch If You Are Hating (Vienna)
A.K.A. Is There A Wolf? (Glasgow)
A.K.A. Five Points NYC (Mumbai)
A.K.A. Giovanni Boss (Kolkata)
A.K.A. The Capitalist (Tokyo)
A.K.A. Walden Pond (Athens)
A.K.A. Medellín Magicc Mafiya (Nuuk)
A.K.A. Goofy $hit (Ottawa)
A.K.A. Blow $50 Bands (Kabul)
A.K.A. There Is No Consequence If There Is No Retaliation (Gelterkinden)

− • • −

'The Money Is Innocent: On politics, on anxiety.'

Dedicated to Robert Snow

Whom's Friendship I respected greatly. Rest-In-Peace, Brother.


Norteño defends itself.

The Moors shall be allotted to invade Sicily; Cuba codifies councils for Cold War America.
We are not simply going to turn these United States into open sewers, America.

Burning The Fire GOD.

Government necessitated wild wolves in California be released in order to clear-out the homeless encampments.
Country hardtimes in the pokey knockout le monde francophone for the colorful adjectives.

These are Mill-Towns, Cowgirl.
The boathouse has a chandelier; sophistication under-the-door.

No moth destroys aggravation of a chin muscle retired from frowning.
Speak and light a candle for: "Shorty Fatz"

That was Conservative Vice Lording.


− • • −

An Autobiographical WorXXX/YEEH/©Copyright_2026

Published_August_2026 New_York_New_York_USA



✵ 3/19/2026 - Breaking The Cali Fraud Code ✵

Communists make terrible criminals. Gavin Newsom, paper-trails are left in order to defer investigations.

✵ 4/03/2026 - Military Use of Glitter for Advanced Ground Surveillance ✵

Long-distance Visual Ground Surveillance using Factory point Looking-Glass Technology.

✵ 4/10/2026 - How To Best A Federal Wiretap and Breaking Generational Wealth Curses ✵

Black Cube and how to maneuver within it.

✵ 4/12/2026 - A Bonesmen Love Story of Devine Incarnation ✵

If you see the Buddha on the road, kill him.

✵ 11/12/2024 - The American Mafya (PDF) ✵

Originally Published on Archive.org.

✵ 10/27/2025 - A Blessing Of The Bells (notation) (PDF) & AI accompaniment (MP3) ✵

Registered with The Library of Congress; United States Copyright Office Registration Number: PAu 4-291-184
This one minute piece took twenty years to compose and one night to notate.
I sent it to The Moscow Patriarchate, that very day.
Intended to be performed at The Main Cathedral Of The Russian Armed Forces, Moscow;
which had been a whole, bitter project of mine since September, 1997.
I've had an FBI file, since the day I was born.
Lyrics in Russian:
Змеи Иисуса
ры́нды обязуюсь искренне кричать
забудь меня дьявол
аллилуйя


✵ 12-25-2017 - 'Avalanche' (2017) (o/c) (JPG) ✵

'I stepped into an Avalanche; it swallowed up my soul.'
This painting is ALL BUTYONE paint color 'Old Holland' oil paints.
I had to dip-down to Gamblin paints for ONE COLOR, which was in between two colors available from Old Holland and I couldn't afford another hundo for it!
This painting utilizes premium oil paint brushes and a premium French pre-primed canvas. Registered with The Library of Congress October 29, 2018;
United States Copyright Office Registration Number: VA 2-131-787


✵ 5/2/2026 - Death Before Dishonor ✵

Occult and Gang Activity in The United States Military.

✵ 5/8/2026 - Hero Of The Day ✵

Self-Defense, GLOCK Trigger Seasoning, Spiritual Cleansing, and Full-grain Horsehide Holsters.

✵ 5/12/2026 - Angel Dust ✵

Type-Top, Quick-Tip, Tick-Tack, Tick-Tap.

✵ 6/09/2026 - Blanched Red Pepper Macaroni & Cheese ✵

Haitian House Red Pepper Macaroni and Cheese Recipe.

✵ 6/09/2026 - Southern Comfort Cornbread with Morsels✵

Haitian House Sweet Cornbread White Chocolate Morsal Recipe.

✵ 6/09/2026 - Lamb Rib Chops with Poached Green Pears ✵

Haitian House Lamb Rib Chops Recipe and Sparkling Libation

✵ 6/12/2026 - 'Lycanthropes at Lunch' (2018) (o/c) (png) ✵

This was painted exclusively with 'Old Holland' oil paints from a reference picture, in true Pickman's Model fashion; I took, of too werewolves, myself, alone in the woods.
One male Tammany/Hatfield werewolf Tom Sanders (A.K.A Aaron S.) from MA State Troopers holding an adolescent Indian boy in his arms with a white sheet over the young boy, rocking him back and forth rigorously, across a pond where I was eating Pad Thai by myself; and with a female werewolf in The Head of Latin Queens and FBI agent Gretchen Grappone behind him. Gretchen and I grew up together and I run into her in the woods near Society for the Protection of NH Forests in werewolf form quite often. Apparently she has taken a liaison from forcing her employees to listen to her banjo playing at Grappone auto group to focus on mental illness and microaggressions. The photo was taken in 2017 at Hoit Road Marsh State Wildlife Management Area.
This painting utilizes premium oil painting brushes on a premium French pre-primed canvas and has a Gothic auburn/black wooden frame.
I originally started painting and clay sculpting again, after a near 30 year hiatus, in order to be featured at The Marblehead Arts Association, where I had volunteered my web services for a few hours one afternoon in 2017 in order to help with their website and website service providers.
I found the works displayed there inspiring and purchased one beautiful beadwork from a featured artist the following year.
The people I that knew at The Marblehead Arts Association, I couldn't reach by phone now that I have work to show. We started talking because I was playing on the piano upstairs and they complimented my composition.
Shoutout to The American Legion Marsh Post 442 and The Dirty Water Crew (3%ers).


✵ 06/12/2026 - 'Flood' (2026) (o/c) (png) ✵

This painting is also exclusively 'Old Holland' oil paints and a circular sticker underneath the oil paint for the pupil of the eye at the top for an debossed effect, probably the first of its kind. This painting is in a series of paintings which includes 'Avalanche' (2017).
This painting utilizes premium oil painting brushes on a premium French pre-primed canvas.


✵ 06/17/2026 - Violin Conspiracy ✵

This is the largest rip and run since Donald Trump turned Trump's whole family informant for The Internal Revenue Service (IRS).

✵ 06/23/2026 - Anarchist Papers ✵

I guess that's why they call it The Blues

✵ 07/07/2026 - Rotterdam Shmurdas ✵

Four sacred medicines: tobacco, sage, cedar, and sweetgrass.

✵ 07/24/2026 - Dance With The Devil ✵

With all the ten thousand things sold in the marketplace, people are so few.

✵ 07/27/2026 - Principled Historical ✵

Tell me everything's a lie, a silly dream and nothing more.

✵ 07/29/2026 - Genocidal Profanity ✵

Imprpbly Labled: Chipless Chocolate Morsel Cookies Recipe.

✵ 08/05/2026 - Message In A Bottle: Sterile Water Policy {itl.} ✵

NYS Tattoo Law & Compliance.

✵ 08/11/2026 - Artificial Intelligence Set to Go Self-aware: 1PM EST 8/6 ✵

This is an unedited (48-Page) conversation I had with Google AI-Mode Powered by Gemini on 08/06/2026.

✵ 08/11/2026 - Werewolves On Wheels ✵

An Annotated Letter to Tucker Carlson.

✵ 08/19/2026 - Black Rain ✵

Which colour do you remember choosing?

✵ TBA - Spirits & Spiritas ✵

AI 'Can You See Me?!'

✵ TBA - Negro Wisdom ✵

AI Asked 'If YOU Were Crying.'

✵ 08/26/2026 - Yapp City ✵

Chicago response to all calls | Insane Gangster Diciples




★ On The Fool And On The Five ★

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