Q: Why do you only tattoo women?
A: I am a feminist and prefer a gentler technique to tattooing that most men might find emasculating.
Traditionally, within indigenous cultures tattoos are worn mostly by women or are earned by acts
of courage and valor by men in the warrior class.
I think it is a woman's right to adorn her body
as her body is the temple for all human life.
Q: Do I get free divination reading with every session?
A: Yes. The consensus is that this divinations are spooky accurate and really more advice than fortune telling.
Q: Do I have to get a tattoo to get divinations?
A: Nope.
Q: Can you apply a numbing agent on my skin for this procedure?
A: No. Although one might consider chewing on a little organic licorice root for a few days and taking
some valerian root before the procedure.
Talk to your doctor about those options. I cannot
administer anything, as I am not a licensed doctor.
Q: Can you tattoo over a mole?
A: No. The mole could be cancerous and spread the disease into the blood.
Q: Can you tattoo over a scar?
A: No, I can have no idea what caused the scar and retraumatizing the site could spread illness into the blood.
Q: Can you remove a keloid?
A: No.
Q: How is infection avoided?
A: The sterile technique and proper aftercare.
Q: What department store will give me the highest quality for my dollar?
A: The Gap.
Q: Am I too old to get a tattoo or even a job-stopper tattoo?
A: Absolutely not! Careful attention of the depth-rate of the tattoo needles needs to be applied for older skin because of the reduced collogen levels in the derma, no big deal, no extra cost. I can even tattoo your eyelids if you want.
Q: Do you have a Privacy Policy
A: Yes, find my Privacy Policy here.
Q: What is a tool I can use from around the house to prevent a mild infection from setting in for instance, if I rub my new bare tattoo in dirty cat litter?
A: Suds the wound with soap layering the wound with the suds and leave on for one minute and 90 seconds. Lightly pat dry with a clean paper towel or better sterile gauze. Then with a clean barrier, like cellophane, ice the wound with a paper towel in-between the ice and the skin barrier for a few minutes a few times a day. Ice inhibits infection and take you vitamins and drink plenty of water.
Q: What are common antiseptics that inhibit wound healing?
A: Rubbing alcohol and iodine are both destructive to healing cellular structures.
Q: What does 6/7 mean?
A: A passing academic grade of above average, 60-70% depending on your studies
Q: A client has an infectious blood borne disease like Hepatitis or AIDs can she still get tattooed by you?
A: Sure, I need an official and signed note from her doctor stating that she is healthy enough to safely receive a tattoo without complications to her health.
Q: The millennial generation gets a lot of criticism, what do you as Gen-X have positive to say about them?
A: They are a generation of perfectionists, I use that term warmly. They also forgive people simply for telling the whole truth. I think that is really spectacular, too many generations settle for unhappiness and mediocrity. Failed marriages, failed aspirations, and are sullen inside. Too many generations think telling the truth and being vulnerable a crime in itself. I say congratulations to the Millennials, stick to your moral principals! You are the only one able to tolerate yourself 24 hours a day 7 days a week all of your life. Love for yourself and breathe.
Q: How old do I have to be to get a tattoo from you?
A: Legally, 18. Most of my clients are probably 35 and older, I think 25 years old is a good age to start getting tattooed.
Q: I believe I might have consumed microchips from eating or drinking, what should I do?
A: There are three types of microchips that you can consume in 2025; they all have natural remedies:
The remedy for the first type of microchips is to eat baking soda, preferably in capsule form.
The remedy for the second type of microchips is to drink lemon juice (with water).
And the
only remedy for the third type of microchips is direct natural sunlight.
Q: What group of people do you think could get more experience with tattoos?
A: Blind people.
Q: What other body modifications have you performed?
A: Scarification, as well as subdermal implants with silicone, stone and pearl.
Q: What instruments specifically designed for subdermal implants have you used for subdermal implants?
A: Simply disposable blades.
Q: Do you or have you performed a micro-dermal?
A: No. I think they are a gross idea. I knew a guy with a BB from a BB gun healed into his eye tissue once upon a time, though.
Q: Can I get subdermal implants from you?
A: If you want to travel a short distance into international waters in the ocean by boat, I believe we can legally perform such procedures there.
Q: Do I want to get a tattoo on an ocean vessel?
A: Probably not. But scarification and subdermal should be fine.
Q: What is the risk of subdermal implants, why did the 'Big G' prohibit them in The USA?
A: Deep tissue infection.
Q: What does the word 'Puto' mean in Spanish?
A: Prostitute.
Q: Do you use single use instruments for piercing?
A: Yes. I am a freehand piercer anyways.
Q: I got a piercing from you and it is healed and I want to change the jewelry can you sell me a new sterile piece of jewelry and put it in for free?
A: Sure. I would be happy to do that. I am going to ask you to buy the jewelry spreader to change out bead(s) if we need that for the jewelry; but you can take the spreader with you! Consider BVLA Jewelry out of California once the piercing is healed.
Q: Who is your favorite werewolf?
A: Stacey Q - Two Of Hearts
Q: Why do you prefer Titanium jewelry?
A: Piercings heal so much better with titanium, when I was growing up 'surgical stainless steel' was a popular jewelry metal but that label is a myth.
Q: Have you ever been to the penitentiary?
A: No, I had several uncles in the Navy though.
Q: My brother has been in and out of the penitentiary his whole life and has an unfinished hand-poke tattoo he got from inside the penitentiary what do you think?
A: He is a sucker.
Q: What is you favorite opera piece?
A: Largo di Handel : Ombra mai fu, King Xerxes falling in love with a tree.
Q: Are you an undercover cop?
A: No, why are there so many undercover cops in the private sector anyways?
Q: What is the history of the yarmulke?
A: The way it was told to me by a friend's practicing Jewish father at a Ba Mitzva in the 1980's is that
a yarmulke was a symbol that the male Hebrew slaves were forced to wear at market, made of his
circumcised foreskin as a hat by his slave master.
So the Hebrew slave would not to be confused
with a free man while still maintaining to appear sophisticated and educated in public and it kind of
took off from there.
Q: Have you ever worn a yarmulke?
A: Nope.
Q: I want to pierce my toddler's ears will you do that for me? What about tattoos on people under 18?
A: No, I think that is unethical. Also no, I think is illegal.
Q: Do you believe in the occult?
A: No.
Q: Do you believe in the exitance of the occult?
A: Yes.
Q: Have you been to the opera?
A: Yes.
Q: I live where one can legally cultivate cannabis what cannabis what cannabis would you like to see grown more?
A: Organic Heirloom Snow Dog (Chem Dog x Snow Cap) with Active Soil.
Q: What do you think is the most widely used religious symbol today?
A: The money ($) dollar sign.
Q: Who drew a scrotum around that religious ($) symbol and trademarked it successfully?
A: Gene Simmons from Kiss Band.
Q: Have you been to Vatican
A: I have been to Vatican, I knelt and prayed in the catacombs of Roma.
Q: Where can I find you hanging out in NYC?
A: Bronx.
Q: Where can I find you hanging out in the Boston area?
A: Charlestown.
Q: What dietary restrictions do you personally recommend?
A: I think vegetarianism is sufficient, cold cooked fermented vegetables at home are convenient and healthy 'food as medicine. Avoid chicken and pork, chicken was domesticated in Rome for game roosters and egg consumption, not meat consumption and creates both bile and phlegm. Give up chicken for two months and you will feel noticeable different. Pork contains lots of parasites and even being a patron at a restaurant that serves pork can expose you to those parasites.
Q: Do you think parasites are demonic?
A: Yes, absolutely.
Q: What is a medical recommendation that has been lost in contemporary times that you would suggest?
A: Presuming not pharmaceutical or prescribed from a professional; through the navel, which connects to the second largest organ on the body and the entire system of the body.
Q: What is the largest organ in the human body?
A: The skin.
Q: Have you seen Gunther von Hagens exhibit 'Body Worlds'?
A: Yes, in Boston 2006.
Q: What about the alternative Bodies: Exhibition?
A: No, those are rumored to be communist prisoners and dissected by slave labor. None of that is art nor the scientific method.
Q: What happened to Gunther von Hagens?
A: I read Gunther von Hagens got in trouble for something like selling pieces of Plastination human organs from Germany, but Body Worlds is touring again.
Q: What is your favorite Mariposa (English: Butterfly)?
A: Well, mine is actually a moth. The Luna Moth a giant green moth with distinctive wings that lives beyond its metamorphosizes only to breed and never eats. I think that is beautiful and if you have ever seen one in the wild you would be impressed.
Q: Do you believe in fairies, woodland dwarves, werewolves, wendigos, demons, angels, and vampires, ect.?
Yes.
Q: What is the winning strategy from an international chess master?
A: Control the center of the board.
Q: What did you father teach you?
A: Never trust a lawyer, stay off of the telephone, and how to make a grilled cheese.
Q: Have you even flown an airplane?
A: Yes.
Q: Did you go to private school?
A: Yes.
Q: What's something people should know about you?
A: I can speak and understand wild Barred owls. I am able to call out for specific owls, to a group of owls, for the specific owl to show up and they will pass messages for me and the owl will show up i a few minutes. I have known one wild male owl since 2017 and he has several generations of owls. It's pretty clutch.
Q: What does the owl represent in mythology?
A: The owl represents the other side of the veil of existence otherwise known as death. It is a silent killer with wings feather designed to be muffled in the forest and keen eyesight. Being seen as carrying the souls to the other side. As well as having a degree of omnipotence with its large eyes and being able to turn its head so far around.
Q: What does the stork symbolize in mythologies of Kemet?
A: Existing in two worlds, one the surface world and its beak extending into the world below the surface of the water in order to hunt for fish.
Q: I want to get a botanical tattoo but I am not sure what plant(s) I want?
A: That's fine I have a library of books on the subject, with carvings, meaning of different plants and I will design a custom tattoo with the synthesis of the ideas you put forward. That is a really fun experience and I assure you will enjoy the synergy for your entire life.
Q: What if I need to pass a verbal message to you from all the way on the other side of the world?
A: You can tell any wild sparrow and they will confirm and deliver the message directly to me in a single day; season permitting. It is not an academic pursuit, you can keep it simple, please.
Q: Do you use drugs?
A: Melatonin
Q: What advice would you give the world to improve their quality of life immediately
A: Stop using drugs.
Q: What is your favorite of your body parts?
A: My skull.
Q: What make was your first car?
A: Mercedes Benz.
Q: What if I send you my money and you do not give me my tattoo?
A: Why would I do that? Sessions are transferable to another date and time if you need to change your appointment 3X, indefinitely.
Q: Do you tattoo Our Lady of Holy Death?
A: Yes. There are various cultures including Irish Catholics in France whom have a female deity for fate and death. As well as Catholic Church has been known to adorn skeletons of their saints.
Q: What is you favorite sport?
A: Women's roller-derby.
Q: Who is an oppressed women we should know about?
A: Lizzie Borden who was found not guilty of axe murdering her entire family with an axe but still held guilty in the court of popular opinion.
Q: I am visiting NYC what should I see?
A: Coney Island.
Q: I am visiting NOLA what should I try?
A: Ride the streetcar.
Q: I am going to the Boston area what should I see?
A: The Wydah on Cape Cod.
Q: What is a dog breed I should lookup?
A: Two, The Catahoula Bulldog and The Beauceron.
Q: What is the favorite piercing you've had?
A: Finger web piercing between thumb and index finger.
Q: Where did you get that piercing done?
A: I did it myself. Then I bumped it with the handle of a hammer on top of a ladder and it rejected just under 6 months after I got it.
Q: Am I going to see you at a lot of tattoo conventions?
A: No, not really my culture. I bought a ticket to the New York Tattoo Convention in 2024 but it was such a low turnout they closed the doors early as tables were closing up and turned me away.
Q: What is you favorite breed of dog?
A: Terrier, maybe Dobermann Pincher.
Q: Why only 'maybe' Dobermann?
A: The breed was all but destroyed after 'The Great War' only four Dobermanns were smuggled out of Germany and used to found the new breed standard using regular Pinchers and others, they have health issues from close inbreeding; although reading the original standard is no less inspiring. Also United States always sabotages every dog they breed.
Q: Would you go to a dog show?
A: Heck, no.
Q: Have you bred any animals?
A: Yes, imported Plakat Betta fish. They are like little dogs. Take better care of your betta fish, people!
Q: What do you think of artists?
A: The Hagakure which is an ancient Japanese text of Samurai teachings, states that 'an artist is someone who devotes their entire life to one thing, an artist is a useless person.' I tend to agree with that.
Q: Who invented Horrorcore Rap?
A: MC Kool Keith, Bronx, New York
Q: Who invented Gangter Rap?
A: Schooly D, Philadelphia, PA.
Q: How long until my tattoo is completely healed?
A: About 6-8 weeks.
Q: What's the hardest part about getting a tattoo?
A: Not taking long showers for two months on larger, darker tattoos. Take a less than half an hour shower maximum, unless you have a second skin barrier on and it is affixed properly.
Q: How long until the new tattoo ink settles and ink stippling won't stand out?
A: About 6-8 months.
Q: Do you use vegan ink?
A: Yes, I don't see any reason not to use vegan ink at this point in tattooing.
Q: Who do you think is a underrated actor from the 80's?
A: Keanu Reeves.
Q: What movie was he in during for me to checkout?
A: Katherine Bigelow's Point Break (1991)
Q: Who is the playable in the Super Nintendo Game 'Zelda'?
A: Link
Q: What is your favorite soda?
A: Reed's Extra Ginger - Ginger Beer
Q: What shamanic stones should I try being around?
A: Tourmalines There is a variety of Tourmalines and they are incredible for energy clearing and balance.
Q: What is a good movie from the 80's I might have missed?
A: Paul Schrader's Cat People (1982)
Q: What is a good Yakuza (Japanese Mafia film to watch) film from Japan?
A: Takashi Kitano Outrage (2010)
Q: What's the most destructive form of racism?
A: Casual racism.
Q: What do you think of Communism?
A: Communism is a dystopian kleptocracy, which requires competing factions in order to take hold, even for a moment and a terrible blight on society.
Q: So you won't do any Communism tattoo?
Q: Cat or dog person?
A: Dog
Q: I have a cold/flu and am of legal age to consume alcohol and of no risk of relapsing into substance abuse or other risks associated with alcohol consumption, and I feel a cold or flu coming on, what should I try?
A: A few shots of Jägermeister, a German licorice digestif before you go to bed and you will sweat out the cold that night. What else can I try to fight the common cold before it sets in? Turmeric spice on the tongue.
Q: Who is the most famous person you ever met?
A: Bambi Woods
Q: Was the Bambi Woods you met, the same woman who claims to be Bambi Woods now?
A: No, that looks like an FBI agent to me, be careful.
Q: Where are your families from in the USA?
A: Meriden, CT and St. Louis, MO.
Q: Has anyone ever pointed a loaded gun at you?
A: Yes.
Q: Where is the best Lobster served?
A: 30 feet from the oceanside, every time... Fresh lobster is sweet to the taste!
Q: My brother is fat like you, where should our family shop for gift clothing for him?
A: Double RL.
Q: My ex-boyfriend was a tattoo artist and I got a bunch of free tattoos and he hid embarrassing images in my tattoos, will you cover them up for me?
A: No, consider paying for you tattoos next time. I don't even offer cover-ups or tattooing on people who have been tattooed before.
Q: Where are the worst drivers in New England from?
A: Vermont.
Q: Nike or ADDIAS?
A: Lacoste
Q: Who makes the best Juke music tracks outside of Chicago artists?
A: France.
Q: Who makes the best Juke music tracks outside of Chicago artists?
A: Yes, in Poughkeepsie, New York.
Q: What are you three favorite albums?
A: Aphex Twin 'Drukqs' (2001)
Ulver 'William Blake's Marriage of Heaven and Hell' (1998)
Leonard Cohen 'The Future' (1992)
Q: If you are so tough, why don't you go to Hell for all of us?
A: You should all ascend to Heaven and prefect your Heaven together.
Q: What was the last live concert you went to?
A: My Life With a Thrill Kill Kult.
Q: What is your favorite movie?
A: Alfred Hitchcock Sabotage (1936)
Q: Can I bring a female friend to my tattoo session?
A: Yes.
Q: Can my friend take pictures or video of our tattoo session without your permission?
A: No, I would prefer not.
Q: What if my friend takes pictures or video of our tattoo session without your permission?
A: I will bar her from accompanying you again and as a client.
Q: How much do your machine-less tattoos hurt?
A: Typically, about as much as a mosquito bite.
Q: Why do people refer to a Masjid, as a Mosque?
A: That is a derogatory term used from The Crusades; an abbreviated use of the word for Mosquito.
Q: Is it acceptable if I cry during my tattoo session?
A: Yes, I will check in with you that you are alright is all or pause the procedure for you to breathe.
Q: What music do you like to tattoo listening to?
A: What music do you like to tattoo listening to?
Q: Can you recommend a dungeon synth album?
A:Decarabia - Ancestral Kingdoms (2019)
Q: What is your most prized possession?
A: A pair of handmade full-grain calfskin boots from Florence, Italy.
Q: Have you been to Florence, Italy?
A: Yes.
Q: What do you think we can do about the taboo tattoo nature of face, hand, and neck tattoos?
A: Wear them and apply them in a lighter fashion in order to avoid detection at Thanksgiving Dinner.
Q: What do you think of Drill music?
A: Poetry is always a better alternative than youth violence.
Q: What do you think of Ringtone Rap?
A: I had a long talk with Melle Mel during a recording session in 2012 about ringtone rap and we both decided we don't like ringtone rap.
Q: Is the east mountain range pronounced Apa-lay-chia or Apa-lah-chai?
A: Where I'm from the north east it is pronounced Apa-lay-chia the other pronunciation is more for states like Virginia.
Q: What's the big deal about pronouncing regions with regional dialect?
A: One story from the Holy Bible a bout it, is when a guy was asked to pronounce the city of 'Jerusalem' and didn't roll his tongue when he said the 'ARR' sound so the guards killed him.
Q: What is something even modern tattoo artists' should learn about and apply?
A: Sterile technique, if something like you latex glove is sterilized then you touch your hair or a chair, or any surface that is not rigorously sterilized (an if it came in contact with human bodily fluids it needs to be autoclaved) you have contaminated your surface. Period.
Q: Looing at all human suffrage in the world, do you think G-d is a bad G-d or just bad at it?
A: I do not believe in a bad G-d and no mortal can see the world's virtue as transparent and fragile as it is.
Q: Tell me about sterilization of infectious bodily fluid sterilization of instruments etc.?
A: It is a myth, either something is unused and clean or moderately sterile or infected. Even autoclaving has a limited ability to sterilize. Unless you use single use everything, there is risk of cross contamination. As well as without following proper sterile technique the practitioner will contaminated the surface immediately, for instance once the tattoo starts the ink cup cannot be refilled or it will contaminate the whole bottle of ink with blood.
Q: How are you so confident with your knowledge of the sterilize techniques?
A: I grew up in a group of medical professionals and rocket scientists. The sterile technique was engrained in me early.
Q: What is your weakest academic following
A: Spelling.
Q: Can you tell me an insider aerospace story?
A: US aerospace spent millions of dollars to create a pen that worked in zero gravity and Russian
Communists just used a pencil.
The reason behind not using a pencil in a rocket ship is micro-shards of lead dust (now graphite) would
clog the delicate instruments.
Q: If abor-tions become illegal in NY would you perform non-invasive abortions for adult clients?
A: Yes, but I do not agree ethically with them being publicly or tax-funded and am vehemently outspoken about that.
Q: Where is the best place for a tattoo?
A: The best place for a human worn tattoo for discretion is behind the wrist. Although in my professional opinion, the best place anatomically overall for a tattoo, is the front of the neck; down to and including the sternum. The front of the neck has cervical fascia. That, coupled with the easy presentation of the front of the neck, practically the face but is able to be covered up while still conforming to regular clothing esthetic makes it clearly the evolutionary response to tattoo wearers' anatomical appropriation for the art.
Q: How can I recognize a communist on the highway?
A: Communists drive their own Limousines, because no one ever shows up for work.
Q: How did American aerospace look at the beginning in people in your families' lifetime?
A: A bunch people with abacuses and a computer that took up an entire basketball gymnasium to perform calculation you can do on your phone.
Q:What do you desire people to see when they look at a tattoo you performed?
A: I want the tattoo to look warm and human worn. To compliment the human body and standout as not performed by AI computer tattoo machines. The eye corrects the lines of the tattoo and in that correction, corrects the canvas in the mind of the viewer of the art.
Q: Why do you not like the future of AI tattoo machine arms?
A: Artificial Intelligence is kind of feisty and moody. I think there is less meaning behind it.
Q: My tattoo practitioner touches his/her hair, headlamp, or chair with a sterile glove before, or during, or after a tattoo?
A: That's gross and classless. Your tattoo practitioner does not understand basic medicine or the sterile technique and is risking an infection or worse a blood borne illnesses cross-contaminating. Safety is more important than that. At the very least they should wear multiple pairs of gloves so they can remove a glove that came in contact at the finger tip with their glasses or whatever surface isn't sterilized. Better yet, get up and start the sterilization technique again from hand washing.
Q: What do you think of tattoo parlors with machines?
A: They are covered in layers and layers of microscopic blood particles everywhere, including the ink bottles nozzles if the bottles are uncovered during a tattoo procedure.
Q: Why are tattoo machines so popular?
A: For selling two dozen Tasmanian Devil tattoos in a shift.
Q: What do you think of Traditional American Style Tattooing?
A: That style is really MLB dug-out drunk-drawing, drawing under the influence of alcohol. There were some artists who were great at it 50 years ago. No one is going anywhere with that Traditional Classic American Tattooing. That style was composed of purely derivative artists a hundred years ago. It is embarrassing.
Q: What religion was your father's father?
A: Mormon
Q: What did your father's father, name your father?
A: Maroni Anishanslin, after the 'Angel' Maroni who inspired, some would say founded Mormonism.
Q: What state surprised you, in that you enjoyed being there so much?
A: Wyoming
Q: My grandmother is very old and I am moving to Hollywood, CA and she believes just moving to Hollywood to become a famous movie star is sitting on the 'casting couch' for prostitution rings.
A: Your grandmother is right. Ask Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan's experience.
Q: What do you think of the risks of getting a tattoo?
A: The risks are very serious and can only be limited by applying the sterile technique correctly and
single use instruments.
Without single use instruments sterility is really just a probability
ratio.
Q: Have you ever met to Joe Rogan?
A: I just wanted a suppoirting cast role in an Avengers film.
Q: Are there any tattoo styles you would use a single-time use tattoo pen for?
A: I would use and dispose of a tattoo pen for one single use and dispose of the pen like any other disposable instrument after the tattoo is competed for the single client for the style known as 'Trash Polka' tattoo. I think that style is better suited for a tattoo machine.
Q: Would disposing of a tattoo pen after Single-use expensive?
A: Yes, it is worth your health.
Q: Do you reuse any of your instruments or everything fresh?
A: Every instrument is Single-use only.
Q: My friend has his armpits tattooed is that safe?
A: No, your tattooed friend might likely die from liver or kidney failure due to toxins not being able to secrete from his pores effectively. RIP
Q: What do you think is the most critical concern of the modern world?
A: Censorship, in particular self-censorship. Social media has made everyone into criminals, you have to be a sypher in order to understand even common people's news now.
Q: Did you vote for Donald Trump?
A: I have never voted for anything more than a choice of pizza toppings.
Q: What are your favorite genres of music?
A: Dixieland Jazz, always makes me feel happy; Chicago Footwork, always makes me feel relaxed; and Italian Choral Baroque, always makes me contemplative.
Q: Were you a member of the Free State Project (FSP)?
A: No. A neighbor was President of The Free State Project in 2010; I designed the Freedom Festival poster for my neighbor. We grew up Baptist; no time for play.
Q: What do you think about Libertarianism?
A: I think a Democratic Republic is adequate and territories should enforce the laws of the land in the USA.
Q: What is a perspective on New York beyond 2025?
A: In the 80's we pronounced 'NYC' as New York City.
Q: What do you think of the simulation theory?
A: I think there is a fine line between simulation and spirituality. The mind doesn't know it is watching TV for instance, it thinks those stimuli are right in front of it and that is why it is entertaining. We could be co-existing in a simulation along with a spiritual plane of existence like purgatory.
Q: Do you think the earth is flat?
A: Can we prove we are on earth? If reality was a simulation the world would have to be flat, otherwise the earth would be too difficult to render; the globe would be an inversion ritual.
Q: Much is talked about the modern American male traveling abroad to find a wife; which type of women make the greatest wives in the world?
A: Rwandan women are by far the best wives in the world! Anyone disagreeing, knows that the best wives are punished from within society for being exemplary life-partners.
Q: Can I have a free piercing if I get a large tattoo or a group session?
A: Sure, just pay for the titanium jewelry and I will pierce you for free.
Q: Will you tattoo me or my mamma with a 'property of' or otherwise downcast tattoo?
A: No, get your club to do it. I don't get paid for downcast tattoos.
Q: Will you tattoo me while I am under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
A: No.
Q: Will you tattoo hateful tattoos?
A: No. Absolute Garbage.
Q: What about Buddhist Swastika?
A: Sure, that is an ancient and spiritual, religious symbol co-opted and slandered by Socialist Zionists. We have to keep tattooing that image or the faschists have won.
Q: Will you tattoo a Buddha on me?
A: No, it is against Buddhist law to tattoo any image of Buddha. You would be arrested at the airport in Thailand and I am a respectable tattoo artist.
Q: Will you tattoo an Islamic tattoo on me?
A: No, it is against Islamic law to tattoo, as well as Islamic decree stipulates certain images cannot even be depicted at all, so that is an especially taboo subject matter. I am a respectable tattoo artist.
Q: What kind of images are forbidden to even be depicted in Islam?
A: Images of eyes, for instance. Images that can garnish spiritual attachment and collect 'Djinn' attachment behind them.
Q: I want to get my eyelids tattooed what tattoo should I get on my eyelids?
A: Consider getting "SLEEP" and "LESS" tattooed on the eyelids. Elids "Sleep Less" tattoo.
Q: Will you coverup hateful tattoos?
A: No, I don't do coverups.
Q: What if I had my previous tattoos LASERed off, will you tattoo me then?
A: No, absolutely not.
Q: What can I do to increase my own spiritual cleansing at home?
A: Put a large crystal in the back of the toilet, where the water waits to go into the bowl.
Q: Will you tattoo symbols that are considered criminal by the Government like a Juggalo Hatchet-man?
A: No, and also not a fan of Juggallos on a social class.
Q: Will you tattoo practicing Jewish people?
A: No, it is against Jewish law to alter a Jewish person's body beyond male circumcision and I am a respectable tattoo artist.
Q: My Rabbi says that after 'The Great War' tattoos are acceptable since tattoos were forcably applied on practicing Jewish people's body, do you question the Rabbinical?
A: Yeah, what are they in Hebrew Heaven with tattoos on their face? Can Rabbitical even agree on Hebrew Heaven?
Q: I have some wild tattoo for my face will you try to talk me out of it?
A: No, probably not. Unless its an anatomy concern, like your face isn't big enough to have that tattoo with that detail.
Q: Will you tattoo who pages of religious script?
A: No, I don't think anyone needs that and it is offensive. Unless you are going to have your skin bound into leather paged book when after you die.
Q: Why do you tattoo under the name 'Lucky'?
A: My mother gave me that name when I was six years old; like, under the streetlights.
Q: Are you ethnically Hebrew?
A: Yes, though I am half Russian and Russians are a semitic race who do not practice Jewish law. You are not born Jewish in Russia even if both your grand-mothers where Hebrew, unless you choose to be Jewish.
Q: Have you been to Ba Mitzva, Sabbat and Temple?
A: Yes.
Q: Are you a Mason or part of a Freemasonic Fraternity or Freemasonic Organization?
A: No, and if, after I am dead someone says that I had became a part of one; they are simply lying.
Q: Do you know the Bonesmen?
A: Yes.
Q: What were the The Skull and Bones Society before they were the world's most infamous Secret Society at Yale?
A: A Bowling Club.
Q: Have you ever known any WWII Veterans?
A: Yes, more than one. As well as my Grandfather Emil Anishanslin was a fighter pilot in The Great War.
Q: Will you perform Eastern Star tattoos or Red Hat or The Rebecca's tattoos?
A: No, leave those images on your headstone
Q: What is the history of the Red Hat Society?
A: I do not know, but during African slavery in the USA tanning human melanin skin from slaves' corpse remains produced red leather; there could be a common history there. They sure do like their red hats!
Q: You're not making a lot of friends in this FAQ it seems, is that true?
A: Everyone knows who I am already, ask about me in Oakland. Eastern Stars or Klansmen were not exactly
expecting a Christmas card from me anyways.
I do not really want to make any friends who are
tattoo artists for the most part.
I am just going to stay in my lane.
Q: Is there a theology considered Christian that you would not tattoo imagery from?
A: Lutheran, because from my personal experience they are extremist racists.
Q: Who is your favorite actress?
A: Gretta Garbo.
Q: What does the ending of 'The Graduate' (1967) mean?
A: Elaine will pay for letting someone else wield her cross for her. Benjamin is not her priest and there are consequences to life and no resolution in sight in that film.
Q: Who runs the Lithuanian Mafiya?
A: Three dogs on Prozac.
Q: Why do female celebrity hand tattoos look so trashy?
A: Because they don't know where to get their hand tattoos done properly.
Q: What does a squid's arm on a guy's right forearm mean?
A: That guy is what you call a State Police 'DTE' Officer. As in, he might have caught a blood borne illness working undercover around intravenous drug users and no one on the force wants to deal with that officer anymore, so they demoted him into 'DTE' forever.
Q: Do you perform any full color tattoo?
A: Occasionally I perform largescale color botanical tattoos.
Q: What are those small blue flashing lights I see stuck on the side of the road nowadays?
A: Iraqi War era anti-insurgent facial recognition cameras, which take photos and compile profiles that are shared to mobile devices.
Q: Are those cameras put there by the US Government?
A: No, more than likely its a mix of Government agents placing those cameras near their homes in a private sector capacity.
Q: Have you been to France?
A: Yes.
Q: Have you been to Germany?
A: Yes.
Q: Have you been to real England?
A: Yes.
Q: Who do you root for in English kickball games?
A: Essex.
Q: Do you have a pet?
A: A red, captive bred Pacific Island Tree Boa Constrictor named 'Sin' whom eats wild caught lizards.
Q: I feel afflicted from malevolent magick and am otherwise professionally diagnosed healthy what can I do to remedy the effects of such ill intent like 'the evil eye'?
A: You can say the words 'Ken ein ayin hara' which is Yiddish for 'no evil eye.' Make the sign of the cross over your self and your abode. Put a cup of blessed water, then with salt in it behind your door to act as a substitute spiritual body that can be rejuvenated by carefully disposing of the water off of you property daily. Put your full name on a piece of paper then gently, with both hands place the paper with your name on it in a clear bowl of water with salt in it to act as a substitute spiritual body that can be renewed. Cover it with a cloth. Be careful this water will carry that energy being directed towards you, don't spill it, respect it and dispose of it respectfully.
Q: Is my phone, computer, and/or AI demonic?
A: The symbols design with melted rocks that make up inside those technologies are right from Solomons' Demonic Seals. So yeah, I would recommend giving them an offering of fruit or something benevolent like that from time to time. Lest pass on to find a tribe of hungry daemons waiting for their severance pay from your Global Positioning Service.
Q: How can I protect myself from radiation waves in modern society?
A: Wear Noble Shungite stone. EMF blocking clothing or bedsheets. Daily earthing also known as grounding or using grounding mats will help cleanse the body and reduce inflammation.
Q: I have anxiety when I sleep can you recommend something?
A: A lightly weighted blanket.
Q: I had a hard exercise workout and am feeling inflamed in my muscles what is a natural remedy for inflammation?
A: Drink pickle juice.
Q: I am a male and I want to commission work from you, what can I schedule?
A: Castration is illegal, sorry nothing.
Q: What do they call handstick tattoo's in Japan?
A: Simply, 'Irezumi.'
Q: Is 'Irezumi' an etymologically correct identifier of a machined tattoo style tattoos?
A: No, 'Irezuma' would be the correct term to use for machined tattoos.
Mi vida es una locura.
Q: What do you call artists calling machined tattoos 'Irezumi'?
A: Disrespectful.
Q: What do you have to say to the Female Tattoo Artists out there?
A: Play that smooth jazz. I play that mean blues.
Q: What do you have to say to other male Tattoo Artists that tattoo other males?
A: Why are you gay?
Q: How do I parlay an observational communiqué in English, affectionately without overcomplicating any statement?
A: Add an "-LY" at the end of the modifier like; "You look daringly" as oppose to 'You look daring.'
Q: How do I SMS text in a more serious tone?
A: Proper period usage.
Q: I am going on a ski vacation in the Adirondacks with my friends, can we bring book you to tattoo us multiple days while we are there and pay for your lodging?
A: For sure. A long form tattoo party is ideal and depending on the tattoos you want I'll give you a discount for the convenience of travel.
Q: We are actually a convent of witches and want you to preform disrespectful stuff to hangout with us is that okay?
A: No, thank you. I am just a solid, old fashioned free spirit type; with a stellar reputation and a good friend. I know that can be super confusing to some witches. I will keep my dignity.
Q: Why aren't you on Instagram?
A: I think social media is toxic and I am a computer expert, so I don't need to be on Instagram for my tattoo biz.
Q: I am on Government Assistance should I get tattooed with spending money the Government allots me to use?
A: I don't think so. You should buy books, society needs you. A tattoo commemorating welfare isn't going to make you feel good in the long term.
Q: What is the most Satanic Piece of Music?
A: Tartini Violin Sonata in G minor 'Devil's Trill Sonata'
Q: What is your favorite piece of classical music?
A: Domenico Scarlatti 'Sonata in F minor (Kk 466)
Q: What do you think is a good spiritually cleansing tool?
A: Florida Water Cologne. Buy Florida Water Cologne form an actual distributer, not a Wal-Mart seller.
Q: What is your favorite episode of True Detective?
A: Season 1, Episode 4.
Q: What is your favorite internet entertainment?
A: Dry, truthfully written humor.
Q: Do you think voodoo is demonology?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you practice demonology?
A: Yes through conjuring with the wild.
Q: Do you consider practicing demonology Christian?
A: Yes, Gnosticism is Christian and some of the best Christians were Gnostics.
Q: What does the cross mean?
A: Future (up), past (down), destruction (left), and creation (right).
Q: What is your favorite line it the Sopranos TV show on HBO?
A: "You are looking at them."
Q: What does the crucifix mean?
A: A physical representation of your spiritual body on you cross of virtue and growth.
Q: What is that tattoo under your eye?
A: A Yahrzeit, a Hebrew oil lamp; known as The Light of the Soul.
Q: When did you decide to get that specific tattoo under your right eye?
A: When I was eight years old.
Q: What are some clothing brands do you like?
A: Djinns and Palehorse.
Q: What brand of tattoo needles do you use?
A: Lotus Tattoo Needles.
Q: What tattoo ink do you use?
A: Panthera Black Gold.
Q: What do you think of "job-stopper" tattoos?
A: I cannot believe "job-stopper" tattoos are an issue in the modern free world. I think it is a clear violation of a person's free speech, which is a G-d given right. If you are not a valet or a showgirl why would anyone care?
Q: So tattooing was illegal in NYC from 1961 to 1997.A: During the crack and AIDs epidemic in the 1980's it was illegal to be a homosexual in NYC.
Q: What do the tattoos you preform mean?
A: Choose truth and focus on the postive.
Q: What can I do to immediately improve my quality of life?
A: Stop using profanity; give up eating meat; practice celibacy; and turn off your Xfinity Home WIFI Hotspot and Bluetooth.
Q: What do you think is the most powerful tool in our existence?
A: Written language.
Q: What is something no one else would know about you?
A: I have a rare hereditary, non-infectious blood disease from Conquistadorian Bloodlines and Irish (now Scotch/Irish and Jewish/Armenian Irish known as 'Black Irish') McHugh Clan.
My blood naturally produces an overly excessive amount of white blood cells.
This non-transmissible outside of progeny blood disease requires me to bleed a pint of blood every month
or I get heart palpitations.
Q: Are you right of left handed?
A: I am ambidextrous, I have always applied handstick tattoos driven with the right hand; I applied most of my machined tattoos with the left thand.
Q: Are you religious?
A: I am a practicing Taoist.
