♠ Licensed NYC Tattoo Artist ♠

Tyler Hanslin is a licensed male tattoo artist Lvcky - NYC Licensed Tattoo Artist based in NYC, NOLA, and War, WV. He attended Montessori School in New England and was christened Unitarian Universalist as an infant. He started driving a car on private roads his grandfather built at only two years old. He spent many of his summers days hunting turtles and frogs, and afternoons running around Shaker Village. An avid, outdoor centered individualist; Lucky has a strong connection to nature and spirituality, enjoying participating in divination, takes much inspiration from nature and has close Wiccan and Native American Indian connections. His artistic process has taken a momentum towards found art, with an open mind and minimal interaction within the medium is where he gets his most enjoyment. He taught web development and Search Engine Optimization (SEO) to Tufts University faculty at a private workshop hosted at Kimball Jenkins Estate and has been a digital media professional since 2003. No Filter New England Botanical Photography - Tyler 'Lucky' Hanslin

As a life-long American artist, he has been an avid musician, illustrator, and painter in various mediums. Studying both in a private education setting throughout his early life and attended New Hampshire Institute of Art to study figure drawing before graduating from high school. Hanslin's favorite drawing has always been anatomical drawing, as it quenched a medical interest in biological mechanism and martial arts. He also enjoyed and succeeded in stylized animal drawing from an early age. He bred imported betta fish as a hobby to better understand the function of the anatomical spinal quadrants. He is a bit of Bohemian, and prefers doing things correctly himself rather than hiring out to experts. This drive has led to a broad education, like the No Filter Digital Photography on display.

♠ University Trained Fine Artist | NYC Irezumi Tattoo Artist ♠

No Filter New England Botanical Photography - Tyler 'Lucky' Hanslin

Graduating from The School of The Museum of Fine Arts, Boston in 2006. During his time at The School of The Museum of Fine Arts he attended universities including Berklee School of Music, Boston; Emerson College; and Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He was the first art student to take a full four year curriculum at MIT, studying mostly Creative Holography at The MIT Media Lab, also Interactive Robotics and Advanced Audio Synthesis. Having professional jazz musicians in his family and around him, Lucky played saxophone from fourth grade through tenth grade and studied Advanced Music Synthesis and Cello at Berklee School of Music; and New Media Arts at Emerson College. Lucky's art as an a adult has always been provocative and exciting; never for the purpose of simply being provocative, he prefers subtly over the boisterous. If you are going to choose to wear his art expect everyone to fixate on it and only some to comment on it. Lucky enjoys a minimalist approach to art and has always remained comfortable understanding the fundamentals of a technique before taking strides within it. The Steadfast Tin Soldier | Tyler Hanslin | Charcoal/Pencil | 2021 Lucky attended theatre camp summers from the late eighties to the early nineties and learned about performance stage positioning and how to correctly address an audience. Lucky attended clown college in the mid-nineties and carries with him a couple of valid lessons from a Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus Mime whom studied invisible boxes.

Two Artistic Lessons From A Professional Pierrot:

MIT Media Lab Bösendorfer Piano

The first artistic lesson is about style, when you are doing something and you struggle with it but you are confident in achieving it consistently; that is referred to as style and it is more extraordinarily to learn. It takes studying your performance, critiquing honestly others' best performances, being open to learning what was right about others' mistakes, and is truly a lifetime endeavor. Take those initial difficulties as attributes to your craft because you will spend a lifetime developing them either way, apply them and build on them. You are ten steps ahead of the competition, by turning what seems like a weakness into a strength with insight and confidence, you learn in a non-linear fashion, learn faster than others and truly define your artistic voice.

The second artistic lesson is about what you brought with you without noticing, what is around you, and how the two interact. Use what you have, because you are already ahead of the competition if you can apply what you have already vested successfully towards your desired outcome. Staggering your own insight correctly can lead to great results! Not everyone has to learn along with you in the theatre; the audience knows what they saw, and the audience and their enjoyment of the entertainment overall is your true stage cast mate. That can also mean, learn to step back and wait for the designated on-time because the dynamic serves you more than contemporaries who may not be present in the moment, lacking an advanced awareness of their surroundings.

♠ Irezuma Contemporary Single-Use Everything Machined Trash Polka Tattoo NYC ♠

Tyler 'Lucky' Semolic Hanslin is a composer and oil painter, whom has copyrighted works with the United States Library of Congress in those mediums. He takes great pride in the quality of materials he puts into all his art, as well as the quality of ideas that go into those expressions. He has been compelled to write since the third grade and can put together a word or two. He enjoys sculpting in both metal and clay; playing piano; poetry and language; European cars; and creating Irezuma N-NYC Trash Polka Neo-Traditional Machined Tattoo.

One artistic lesson of advice that Lucky has uncovered in his lifelong pursuit of the creative arts:

If it is difficult to write, it is difficult to read.

Tyler 'Lucky' Hanslin


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Trash Polka Tatooo Flash Wall
The Nail Cross

These Machined (Irezuma) Single-Use Everything Trash Polka N-NYC Designs are performed on First-Time FEMALE Tattoo CLIENTS EXCLUSIVELY.

Sessions are in Chinatown (Manhattan) at midnight, starting April, 2026.

Performed with a SINGLE-USE Digital Tattoo Pen. The name Irezuma applies to any machine used to tattoo, including pin-stamp press tattoos. Some designed, signed with the style 'NN' meaning N-NYC, a Lucky '13', and some with a Lucky Horseshoe. I would like to only tattoo them for two years at a time for exclusivity. Tattoo placement is vitally important with this tattoo style. There are some color artifacts left in place as design notes, like the color purple.

Complimentary cutting available.

Single-use everything.

Sterility ensured.




♣ Biometric Bird ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #001

'Eyeball' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2025

Tattoo Title: 'Eyeball' (2025) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $13,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 10 Hours
Tattoo Size: From the upper back; around the shoulder and upper arm; to the swan of over the heart.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Ten (10) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "VIVERE ESSE MALVM" in Latin, 'Live To Be Evil' which means, take the bad with the good.

From the original Trash Polka literary reference source material The Living Forest: A World of Animals (1979) Author Rien Poortvliet and Atlas of Human Anatomy (1989) by Frank H. Netter.



♣ LA Diablo Culture ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #002

'Wishbone' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Wishbone' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 5-8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Entire back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Five (5) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Read: "LOSING STREAK" presented in Chicago Gangs of Los Angeles Territorial Graffiti Style with Five Pointed Star.



♣ Abandoned Alcatraz ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #003

'Alcatraz' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Alcatraz' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
5 Hours
Tattoo Size: Upper middle back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Five (5) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "I WANT A LIFE WITHOUT COUGHING" in English, with a truncated text spacing.



♣ El Helliano ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #004

'The Chop' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'The Chop' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $9,666.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Upper middle back, around to the side of left shoulder.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "HUG ME!" in the original Sesame Street 'Tickle Me Elmo' toy manufacturer font.

A scene from The Culiacán International Airport. The doll is wearing a Baphomet pendant, instead of an upright Five Pointed Star present on the original Tickle Me Elmo toy. Sinaloan is an ethnicity. When asked about, why El Chapo decided to forego all ethics and join CDS in 1992, instead of becoming a Trichinellosis Perro Meat Street Taco Vendor in Cancun; The Chop simply replied: 'Cartel operates that as well!' This tattooo is to be worne as a juju to ward off evil and malevolence. Anyone who has sworn an allegiance to The Baphoment, like the one depicted on the doll to be physically incapacitated at the sight.
I must be rustling some feathers with this Trash Polka Tattoo design, no more than twenty four hours after posting, I have a private router attack! Not the typical Intelligence Agency router attack where the router may show only the top light being lit, internet connection down, and all virus software completely forcibly turned off. Those typically only show a quick Runtime window in the blink of an eye upon computer startup when actively monitoring. I have six of those running on my computer right now from all over the world and Hong Kong malware straight from the Microsoft Store that I cannot resolve even with reinstalling Windows. No, this was a straight-up Taiwanese Triad Fentanyl Gang router attack with a 'Router Name' + "2" clone WIFI signal, which replaces the private WIFI signal and then had bounced back to the normal WIFI name. A Triad junkie from Massachusetts crawling around down in the catacombs with a WIFI jammer, some Hooda took care of that right quick. G-d Bless America!



♣ Ipsam Mortismo ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #005

'Sherlock Grave Inspecto' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Sherlock Grave Inspecto' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
6 Hours
Tattoo Size: Upper left quadrant of the back; scapula.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (6) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Расхитители могил требуют смерти" in Russian, 'Graverobbers demand death' or 'Graverobbers demand death penalty.'

Graverobbers are demented individuals, so prone to human misery that they exhume consecrated human remains in order to exploit the living and the dead. Common guess is graverobbing is more common than one might think! Maniacs desecrate remains and keep them in the catacombs like the exhibit in the "basement" of Philadelphia cemetery ghoul Gerlach. Gravesite desecration is absolute lunacy. Charles Manson was a Graverobber.
Graverobbing as a morbid 'Magickal' pursuit might be practiced typically, in Third World countries by aged Sorcerers whom would sell their soul at the end of life to ensure revenge on an spiteful rival Sorcerer by associating them closely with desecrated human remains, but it is not an actual Magickal pursuit. More like Macabe Stage Magic with real human bones and daemonic energies. Graverobbing also exhists in countries like North Korea where families dig up a relative's fresh human remains in order to avoid starvaton. Graverobbers pay severely in the spiritual realm and are often born daemon possessed and are desecrating a grave of an individual whom was possessed by the exact same daemonic entity.



♣ Aktivnyye Angely ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #006

'Greatful & Actve' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Grateful & Active' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
10 Hours
Tattoo Size: Left sided ribcage under the arm while reaching from the back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Ten (10) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Agradecido y activo" in Spanish, 'Grateful and active.'



♣ Beef Masters ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #007

'Lucky Strikes' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Lucky Strikes!' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Left side upper quadrant of back; scapula.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Lucky Strike."



♣ Meet The Black ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #008

'Snake Bite' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Snake Bite' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Left side upper quadrant of back; scapula.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Usury"
An example of usury is when someone asks you to buy a loaf of bread for them, but you have no money, so they loan you a dollar for bread and require you to deliver five dollars in return and the loaf of bread!



♣ Black Dolphin ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #009

'Gemma' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Electrohead Gemma' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "V" Latin for 5, the human number.



♣ Twilight Raptor ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #010

'Day Of The Owl' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Day Of The Owl' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
5 Hours
Tattoo Size: Left side upper quadrant of back; scapula.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Five (5) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Močna Roka" in Slovenian, 'Strong Arm.'



♣ Elizabethan Equestrian ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #011

'Carousel' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Carousel' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center of back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "I promise to be on-time forever."



♣ Chiroptera Scarabaeidae ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #012

'Scarab Bat' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Scarab Bat' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full uppoer & middle back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Whiskers."



♣ Destroyer of Worlds ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #013

'Shiva' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Shiva' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $9,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
9 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Nine (9) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Don't give up the ship."



♣ Mezzuzah ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #014

'Army Ant' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Army Ant' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full upper-center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "חֲטִיבָה" in Hebrew, 'Brigade.'



♣ The Forbidden City ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #015

'Forbidden City' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Incubator' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $9,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
9 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Nine (9) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "名" in Mandarin, composed of evening (夕) and mouth (口).

This is the first Irezuma Tattoo I created in 35 years and the 15th I have published.



♣ The Child Soldiers Are Doing It! ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #016

'Nimrod' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Nimrod' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time:
10 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Ten (10) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "KOBOLD" in German, 'Goblin.'

I had my second heart attack since, playing football in The 4th Grade; the first heart atack I had subdued by jumping real high and catching the football with my arms outstretched way up, then spinning horizontally in the air and landing with my back on the gravel.
The rice drink was decent.
I saved a person from her fate.

Reno 2013

Delacot

now that I escape sleep walker awake

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It is all in the handwritten hardwires and brain plaque that remains now

Veterans without a shred of remorse nor recall

Picking at the quicks of their fingers upright into the sun like spiders weave-up the insects that hang from its web

French Pessimist, Vanilla Worthington; Villains

Literally Scared of Everybody
Got hemmed up on video by The KKK in 2010 with no political rendition
Got snitched out in black and white by Mongols MC Int. President in 2011 to a Latin Queen who took a statement and
She's still writing the graffiti all over the walls she learnt in '89

I know Oliver North!

You can take 2012, and give it right back to the Indians

What is a warrior without melancholy?
None Are So Blind (October 28, 1956)
Here I am in this little restaurant with a half dozen people, eating
No one is saying a word
It is unsettling to eat in groups like this without conversation
'Who... Are we eating..?'
Which one was the clone served in this meal?
Would be the joke I would slay this severe silence with
If there were any humor left in us
Lonely's wife sits across the room at her own table with a witch and
Her bodyguard, who is definitely on off-duty police detail
All the jake getting served in this Mexicant restaurant and
No one is going to write any of this down
Maybe in Lonely's step-sis's journal
Lonely's wife's security detailman looks to put me in a Backbreaker
Ever feel like you've been cheated?
Probably not her fiercest single security personnel, though
From the looks of him. Probably smart of her
The dangerous details, probably have a sense, of humor
That could only give a salvaje perro the leg up
A Manouche had hundreds of letters written to Lonely's wife, from when I was little, to deliver to her
But today was not the day
Piss on 'em! Only one?
I think to myself, as the kitchen gets shifty
...For a blonde like that?!
You think I am an Anarchist
I am The Governance
Indict a typewriter
Indict a typographical error
She flashes a mischievous glare my direction

Romantic

Choking on self-pity which comes with having nothing left to ruminate but combat statistics

Is that even sexy anymore? For a guy at my age?

Have you ever buried the hatchet before? I ask her

It's an inspiring experience
It comes from rootwork in America
You will be chopping at an unearthed root
The root a few inches below the groundline
Lose your grip on the handle of the hatchet in the mud
And the hatchet disappears, swallowed into the wet earth without a trace
An instant ago you were ratcheting away at this root
My Love is that of which, carries with the tide
Now you are just alone in the woods
Disoriented and Disorganized
Freedom of Death

Dont Lack, Kutthroat

The Freedom To Choose Your Own Fate:

Fresh Pious Frolic and free

'Frisch, Fromm, Frölich, frei'

Like Woos and Choos
Did you know that sassafras was America's first export?
The term 'Bury the Hatchet' refers to call a peace-treaty or similar terms because of that tenderness in the wild.
"You want to teach me, why, you and I want to bury the hatchet."
You dreamt that. Is she scared?
Are you scared? Well, you dreamt that.
Omit the Christian perspective.
Where you at? Keep it up!
Who could 'Bury the Hatchet' for you?
"You are a Rez."
Someday I am going to get Selective Service Registration Forgiveness and forget you all.
'The first rule of the Military is, Don't Volunteer For Anything!' They used to say to me.
A Conscientious Observer.

Suddenly both parties are discombobulated and alone.

Is that what they call a Social Life?

Women always shake with their left hand

"Like, 'Water Under The Bridge?' Aren't you--"

I cut the blonde valley girl off, early: Chicago? Yeah.
I am trying to enjoy this lunch as much as someone who slept only 4 hours out of the last 73 possibly could
Meeting gazes, she and I both know this is not the best establishment around to get pizza
But the Mexican food is spot on
Top quality rice is always the best contribution to that
I move along the right edge of the restaurant
Careful never to refuse her an audience for anything
Looking through to the kitchen staff, they smile at me, omnipresent
They see I am feeling the luxury of this rice
I intentionally look away to the corner of a table, still facing her
Just for an instant, to see if she would notice
She does, her eyes meet mine intensely as they lift
Just checking the temperature out here, Covergirl; with an informed smile
Sample some of the stress in my life!
Would not want to be alone doing too much for the vibe
Big City et all.
They are at sea.
Dead rats.
There is nothing like it: The City of New York.
You best be-off about it.
Silencio.
To The Nobility of The Black Guard.
Raise my glass.
Dead Rabbits.

Save the girl. All the girls travel together. I might as well be Santa Claus.
This is how I protect myeslf. Y'all think you are in Hell's Kitchen? Talk that shit. Look, it was grimey in the early nineties.
I am saying, though. Unless you play, in, The Lakes; just go crazy.

Chicago? Yeah. Hellfire.
The same snapshot had been made 59 minutes ago.
You can make new capture of this URL after 1 hour.

I wisp a small compulsive gasp to myself and completely break apart
Releasing all the tension I am carrying
Relaxing into the assurance with these first sips; that the same quality rice goes into the Horchata beverage at this establishment.
Phew, I shall relax into this entire endeavour.
Thought I would be counting taillights all night.
The whole world outside of Manhattan, prolific, with violent bottom-feeders.
The D's know me. I'm the one that got away.

Never told

and I fought.
They broke my spine twice; and my neck, like you would heave a giant rope over your shoulder
It is a sin to be rich
Broke both legs three times each, and broke every finger
One, by one, by one
And a low down dirty shame to be poor
Circumcised at seven or eight years old
Lonely's wife is one of the few women, I encountered as a child who was not a police officer
Driled a tiny hole in my skull behind the right ear
Gouged out my eyes, and confessed, calling it Hollywood theatre
Now, that is abuse
Sleep it off in a chemical coma at the Allan Memorial Institute in Canada for a year at a time
I could still take you to the room I was in at the Allan Memorial Institute
By memory but
Everybody knows this stuff.
It was all on video tape
Plead to a misdomeaner weed charge.
The spine is curved and twisted due to severe electroshock administered at birth
Electroshock administered when the 'bones are still wet'
Are wolfmen still lip-syncing?
I feel as though, I have outdated drivers
Or maybe, I am Alpo back Uptown
On one last chance power drive
That would be some New York funny-style type Uptown shit
To have two qualities of rice

For the valor.

One for the beverages and one for the plate
They must have taken down all the wall art here
This restaurant probably just effectively tipped me $.40 for eating here by using that amazing quality rice in the Horchata
Nice behavior et all, wiseguy
I have got to get back on the road before I get any drowsier

Every stop the same.

No more highway today
This is only my first stop in Nevada
Down Rodeo
The Outfit will be performing flybys like this throughout today into mañana
Looking back, Intelligence Bureau had me on Channel 2 later this day
'Like being on the surface of the moon'
Probably thinning the herd of Viking's lemming crashouts
Probably the detail duty officer that called that into The Company
Giant steps are what you take
Probably Marine Corps
I hope my legs don't break
You all want to do some bullfighting, Cowgirl?
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire
Or we could stand around the sewer staring at our dicks?
And right then I get heart palpitations
Considering how embarrassing it would be to faint like a goat here, right now
I handle the palpitations pretty well, without a drop of sweat of stress
But Lonely's wife and her guard sense the palpitations and
Expect to be smelling the stress on me
Now they are all looking at me, perplexed
"Where are you at?" They look over at me. "Are you angling your own dining party?"
I am just not that into you.
I reply, shaking my head about my over-observational statistical analysis a moment earlier
Clean socks and coffee
That is where my mind is at
Pull yourself together, boy
Clean socks and coffee
These people work for the railroad
These people worked for the railroad
Greeting myself now, clocking back-in
I am the Banks
Sense me, the normal guy
I have no secrets
I have no scents
The Snake; the rat, the cat, the dog
Lonely's wife looks like a porcelain white water fountain nymph wearing a banana peel in that blouse
What kind of rat bastard psychotic would wear that blouse right now, at this moment? I whistle and grimace.
No explanation, no mince of words
You don't even speak Russian, you are just an Indian
Do you think Mr. Hyde had a licensed island or, even just a railroad? A sailboat?
Grape Troponins overpower the rice beverage flavor
Am I in cardiac arrest?

An overdressed Devil May Care Florida Herion Chic
Add a pair modern perfect trousers and she could be at a dinner party with Richard Nixon
A fastened Poseidon Queen intended to be squirting out of its eyes

What do you call an inactive water fountain?

"Barren." She replies, colloquially.

You stupid bitch.

I respond, my tongue slipping away from me

I meant it, I just hadn't meant to say it
Sorry, I took a lot of LSD, eyeballs and speedballs when I was only a one year old baby.
Burned these big black holes in my brain.
You know what the worst part about cocaine withdrawls for a one year old, poisoned through breastmilk is?
You are hopefully still laying there; crying, your whole body feels like you are dying in a rockslide and
You don't know if you want someone to pick you up and coddle you or,
If you want more cocaine breastmilk.
You pretty much stop crying after that, forever.
Lonely's wife is dead silent.
CIA keep your cocaine away from me...
How could that be an illicit thought?
Silencio. Used to it.
Them players got to pay.
But I know that detailman is going to be asking for a favor one day.
Horrible, abuse fueled, staticky flashbacks recollect and dwindle from deep within my eardrums
You can't do nothing but Love Fresh, HA?
Resemble an Orson Welles 'War of the Worlds' broadcast inbetween radio stations at full volume
When Crack Was King
What am I going to do, Hand of G-d my own luncheon? I ask her.
She stares daggers at my dining table of two State Toooper murder detectives, one NSA agent, and two HSA agents
All of them, I know from Puritan City
Winter Hill never did shit for me
Next time I float through NOLA can get me hit for $50
Two of them, that I know of, are immigrants
I suspect they are all immigrants
Just brought over by two years old
The Korean word for America, is pronounced 'will go'
Three of them are girls and two are guys
One guy is a Red from the former Soviet Union
The other is from Palestine
All of them, in Love with The Life like Winona Ryder is in Love with being married to Keanu Reeves
From an onscreen kiss to a Canadian
Meaning, until, they are not in Love with the Life; just desperate
Those Cinderella's
When you study people, you can identify, for instance, what part of south America someone is from by their laugh, 100% assuredly
Or what part of the Eastern Block they are from, by the their neck posture
Or if they are a Korean Japanese person by their accent while speaking English, compared with the oval shape of their overall head
Most people would be considered well educated to pick out the Vietnamese language in a room full of people speaking different Chinese dialects
It is my job to know what people are capable of
In some cultures it is considered the highest form of disrespect to look someone in the eyes even for an instant
In other cultures, terribly untrustworthy not to look someone in the eyes, especially while a handshake is underway
Sinaloa is an ethnicity
And it appears, just then, as though the girl, knows something, that I do not know
Anastasia
Everybody does, better to know what you do not know
"Mad Hatter. We're both--"
Than waste time feeling prepared
That is the way it always was in these rags
You didn't learn to read until 23 years ago, I tell myself
Take it easy on yourself now, boy
Don't nobody know me nothing to me
Know nothing

It feels a bit like Santa is off delivering toys and all us Elves have a 36 Hour vacation without them neon lights bleeding down through the daylight

And if you look with the right set of eyes, you can almost see where the mindwave, timewave broke and rolled back

The Arabs get us

American girls were not slutty enough

They must hate our freedom
Cry out into the incessant icy murmur of the vacuum of space
There was a time where there was no countries
The ocean was a highway
The stars, the only map you need
'You just need a little money.' McKenna had said in one of their lectures
600 pounds of sin
And so yet we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
Don't murder me
Deep in danger
Back to prison
Sorry, I fell asleep standing up
I wave my goodbyes
Jettison back over to my table, done socializing
Back on my Buck-Sixty Bullshit
Listening to Footwork in my mind to get focused
Siéntate, from Columbians donning the kitchen staff
"And that green light across the water..?

That green light I see from on the boat dock at night through the mist?"

That is Africa.

The land you are standing on is Sicily.

•••

The following music tracks are used with Creative Commons for educational purposes and may contain adult themes. First you lost The War in Korea, then The War in Vietnam, now all you have is The Phoenix Programme. We are not all time travelers. Have these United States ever won a war? Here are some Allied Brainwave Frequencies in a mix dedicated to a couple of Lovers from The Axis Concentration Colonies, as I am:

Chelsea S. and Katherine H.

Tracklisting:
1) Breach · Jack
2) Nymphomania · I Want Your Body
3) Lords of Acid · Lucys F*CK*NG sKy
4) Nu-Tro-Gen · Rollin' Reptiles
5) Bang the Acid · Rebanged!
6) Crocetti · Acid Redux
7) Hurdslenk · Sirens
8) Inox Traxx, Rødhåd · SILVENE 04 [240126]
9) DJ Spud · Set it off



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♣ El Campeon ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #017

'Umbrella' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Umbrella' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Orgji gjaku" in Albanian, 'Blood orgy.'



♣ Forked ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #018

'Umbrella' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Giovanni' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Odette Odile" the dual, opposing roles of the ballet Swan Lake (1877).



♣ Primo's ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #019

'Stuck In Tha Grind' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Stuck In Tha Grind' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 10 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Ten (10) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Crime."; "Thanks! (For all you do!)"; "NYC"; "CALIFORNAILS"; The Sciliclian Flag; "The Marathon"; & "Supreme's".



♣ Adios ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #020

'Mustache' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Mustache' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 6 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Six (6) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "EYE".



♣ Queen Of Hearts ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #021

'Executioner' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Executioner' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $8,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 3 Hours
Tattoo Size: Below right clavicle.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Three (3) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "21".



♣ Don't Drink The Water or The Wine ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #022

'Gryphon' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Gryphon' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $9,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 8 Hours
Tattoo Size: Full center back.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Eight (8) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "GABRIEL".



♣ Stinging Hall of Echoes ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #023

'Hex Legged Knife Spider, No Shadow' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'Hex Legged Knife Spider, No Shadow' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $9,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 6 Hours
Tattoo Size: Right deltoid.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Six (6) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Onery" in English, meaning bad-tempered and irritable.



♣ Political Satire ♣

Trash Polka N-NYC Irezuma Tattoo Number #024

'War Wasn't For You' Trash Polka Irezuma Tattoo | 2026

Tattoo Title: 'War Wasn't For You' (2026) N-NYC Irezuma
Tattoo Availability: Booking for TWO YEARS, Sessions Beginning April, 2026
Tattoo Price: $9,000.00 USD
Tattoo Type: Irezuma
Tattoo Time: 5 Hours
Tattoo Size: Right scapula onto back deltoid.
Tattoo Session: One (1), Five (5) Hour Tattoo Session for one day!
Text Reads: "Radio Flier" in reverse, with fighter planes flying in a formation of the Taoist deity of the Northern Dipper (Big Dipper) asterism, Beidou Zhenjun (北斗星君) governing over death, destiny, and lifespans.









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