These Independent Community Action's have been getting too vanilla with The Nightmare NAVY et all. I was forced to take "The Mark of the Beast" in the web of my left hand on Halloween 2012 by my ex-girlfriend, while I napped on a rug on the floor; a girlfriend that was supposed to be my wife but she had her fingers crossed during our vows (don't get married in a pickup truck). The Mark of the Beast was used in The Theatre of War within the course of my lifetime during the Yugoslavian Wars begging in 1991. The Mark of the Beast (in the web of the hand) is a rather large microchip with a light Tampax blue plastic disposable applicator. That microchip dissolves into a bunch(!) of microchips which travel throughout the bodily fluids and can, among other things, allow for direct remote brain resonance monitoring with vitals; kind of like a thought reader, and can adjust body motion and reflexes, like a mech-man. Wildcat a coward. I can tell you still get wet, Tucker.
Let's do an ICA comparable to Christmas 1988 when Sex Money Murder ($MM) founded Honey Crip down SoCal. With this article, I'ma stick you all in the stomach 'bout half dozen times with an icepick, seal you up in a big black rubber barrel, puncture the rubber barrel so neither of you'll float, then roll your dumbass into the Mystic; just to hear you hit them high-notes!
I have a registered business called Third Horse. Third Horse is a fortune telling and divination business, $10 a read. You should try it, I could draw for you over the phone, as well. I also do House Clearing for $300/Single Family Home + Travel Expenses. I inspect the basement for the entrance to the catacombs and remove Indian arrowheads and cannibal axe heads, cannibal skinning tools, and other stuff from the blocked catacomb entrance
There is a 3" petrified half mushroom cap in most all basements from a hundred plus years ago. These items are highly cursed. I remove them and take them away. Smudging the house with cedar and preforming some spiritual cleansing of the space using Sal Negra (Black Salt) and chalk. I identify energetic portals, for instance in the walls from your neighbors egregore and use white chalk to draw spiritually charged symbols at energetic entry points to balance the room and close energetic portals. You will feel the positive difference, spiritually upon your return to the property. It takes one night for a single family home. This is real Appalachian Sage remedies. I also include a personal limpia con huevo (egg cleanse) on any/all individual(s) of the home and can identify cursed or haunted items with spiritual attachments; whatever ails you spiritually. I could also make you a mojo bag if you are being haunted. I literally punch werewolves right in the nose in the woods!
LVcky Strike: 'Lapel Dagger' Empty-handed Self-Defense that anyone can learn and apply: 'Dude, that chick just broke both of your collar bones outside the club!'' The 'Lapel Dagger' strike combo is a non-lethal, reasonably painless to apply using the fatty part of the fist (hypothenar eminence) downward 'hammer-strike,' incapacitating defensive technique intended to be applied against an attacker taller than you, with little risk of transmissible body fluid exposure; targeting the 'spoon' (Dutch: Lepel) of the clavicle, lapel area clavicle connection. The strength of this defensive Kung Fu strike is in the latissimus dorsi. It is not the Vulcan Death pinch. It is not a pressure point target. It is a physical brute force defensive technique; strike through, like you where chopping wood. Get mad while you are training. This technique requires focus, timing, and strength.
I was a bouncer at nightclubs in Puritan City for a while (shoutout Dirty Water Crew, American Legion Riders). Sometimes it spilled out into the street. I figured I would develop a two-strike self-defense tool utilizing Jeet Kune Do. Jeet Kune Do is a form of Kung Fu created by Bruce Lee, a mixed race American Hollywood film star and athlete. This is a technique I have developed for you to feel safe as a target of an unarmed close-quarters, aggravated criminal assault. Some potential attacker said something threatening to your face up close to you? Instead of taking a side:
They will probably let you walk away after that. You can deliver two hammer fists all at once, to both medial sides of the clavicle but one should do. This is Kung Fu so speed and timing are of maximum importance. In Kung Fu large muscles are a target for Phoenix Punches, Kung Fu values close quarter combat power and speed. Practice, with a Century Sparring BOB Opponent at full-force! It will take some unlearning to power through a clavicle hammer-fist without holding back some of the time. Take the time to memorize how it should feel. If the opponent is considerably larger than you or overlay muscular, the "hammer-fist" can be replaced with a all fingers-out cupping eye-gouge.
If you are being sexually assaulted by a male assailant; remember, it only takes 8 LBS of pressure to pull off a human penis. 8 LBS is ONLY the weight of a single gallon of milk!
This is for fighting. This is for fun! Aftermarket Glock triggers are over-hyped and can bring serious legal ramifications if the weapon's trigger pull was lightened in an aftermarket part(s) if the weapon is used. An aftermarket Recoil Spring is all anyone needs. Seasoning an OEM Glock Trigger is a significantly better choice. What a seasoned Glock trigger will do is allow for you to reach the wall of the trigger smoother and feel the trigger reset better for faster precision. Always use caution when handling firearms. Exercising the trigger spring involves dry-firing the combat pistol. Remove the magazine and put it in drawer away from sight and hands, double check the chamber, visually inspect the chamber. Treat all firearms as if they were loaded. Never point a weapon at anything you are not willing to destroy and lastly, exercise absolute trigger dripline; no touching the weapon's trigger until ready to dry fire or the exercise was a incompetent failure. There are no accidental discharges; only negligent discharges.
Put the magazine away. I mean away. In a drawer out of sight. Not on the table. Not in your pocket. Put the magazine in a drawer; preferably in an adjacent room. You are going to be developing muscle memory while we season your Glock trigger. Muscle memory can cause you to forget you just dry fired four times and now the weapon is in Condition 3. Put the magazine away, far away.
In a safe, and legal environment, draw the safety-checked, unloaded Glock, rack the dry weapon, choose a less than 2" spot and drill it with your eyes opened as wide as you can, with all the lights on! Simulate temporary blindness from muzzle flash, practice with loud mildly aggressive music. Try shouting at yourself. Can you still hear yourself over the music? That is a fail! Point at the same spot and pull the trigger to the wall WITHOUT activating the firing pin. Hold Hybrid Weaver/Isosceles stance. Practice holding that stance with one knee deactivated, one ankle, how is your point shooting accuracy affected in Hybrid Weaver/Isosceles with a one wrist folded over simulating a broken wrist?
Back up the trigger slowly, continue to hold position releasing and drag the trigger to the wall two more times. Return the Glock to its concealment or table and draw the weapon again. Try walking and drawing from behind profile of the spot, pointing at one spot from every accessible access point in the structure. Try point shooting with a LASER from full peripheral view. Drag the trigger to the wall three times slowly, while holding on target point. If you activate the firing pin, get scared, jump-up and say "ooh no!" Out loud. That is the game! Do that 3,000 times. What did you score? The trigger wall, will settle and the drag will become like a warm milkshake as the spring extends and retracts slowly by hand. It will take hours. Give yourself three days at 3-4 hours a day. Practice carrying in Condition Three (racking the weapon concealment the belt or table as fast as you can... Put the magazine in a drawer out of direct access, as you are entering a flow-state!), Condition 3 is good practice and can be overridden with later drilling. If anything goes wrong with the racking of the firearm it is a fail. If you miss the weapon in it s holster it is a fail. If you are off-target with your point shooting by more than 3", checked by LASER or light it is a fail. Practice creative weapon racking of the Glock on a table edge, and your shoe heel, and one handed!
When you are done drilling place the magazine in the weapon, look at the weapon and say "Hot" out-loud while looking directly at the weapon, whether you are carrying with one in the chamber or not after this dry fire exercise. Treat all guns like they are loaded.
There are two types of combat pistol shooting; point-shooting and 'I failed point-shooting.' You literally point where the lead flies, as if throwing a side-eye. If you are not able to live fire on the range, exclusively point-shooting everyday for a minimum of two hours, perhaps you are fortunate enough to take a shower everyday. Consider slowly waving both of your hands separately; with wrists stiff, hands extended, in a horizontal motion at soap scum on the shower curtain or water droplets. Stop moving your hand at the appropriate time to splash water in the shower from the fingertips by waving your hand and remove the water droplet or soap scum. This is hand-eye coordination, that can be hardwired in muscle memory while wasting time in the shower. Don't waste water. Water is a privilege. If you overextend your pointing fingers, the water drops you threw will fall early and you missed. This is literally point shooting; practice it compulsively for two minutes everyday, first thing, when you wake-up and are taking a shower.
Back in our noose. These holsters are sold as spiritually charged EDC items with Black Cat spirit energy reconnaissance embodiment with old timey hand wax burnishing. Black Cat was a wild thing. Black Cat lived on the streets and in the woods of upstate NY his whole life and thought he was a werewolf! I use Black Cat's spirit with permission from Black Cat. His name was literally 'Black Cat' when I adopted him. Unironically, he was a Black Cat. The drawing below shows how the Bicycle Jumper was worn, traditionally. This design has been modified for appendix carry for my design.
Animals will mark you for carrying in my holsters when they smell the Black Cat mojo. Focused on Deep Concealment Combat Holsters. No printing on a Glock 19 Appendix Carry. Always a Full-grip. No adjusting. Handmade in The USA with a Lifetime Guarantee. No one ever taught me to make holsters. I took a holistic approach, utilizing medieval vegetable tanned leather dying technique and by-hand saddle-stitching. No expense is spared. I started because I needed a 'naked' Deep Concealment Holster with a full grip on the handle.
A 'Naked Holster' is a term I use to describe a Deep Concealment Holster that carries the weapon as if there is no holster at all. These horsehide holsters are at least 6 Oz thick. Full-grain horsehide protects from perspiration better than cowhide with tighter pores on the flesh, horsehide is easier on the weapon than a Kydex holster and has three (3+) times the durability of cowhide Oz to Oz.
These holsters are real tomato's! Real cowboy leather, made in America to last 1800 years. There is no reinforced mouth on a 'Naked Holster' they are not for the range, no frills, no whistles, just ringing in the ears from the lead dump. Precision, with dynamic form-to-function. Built to last. Designed from the ground-up indestructible. The handmade craftmanship of a 'Kaptain Kid' style holster is for people who really use a holster everyday; not for wearing off Cerakote at the range. A Kaptain Kidd style holster is handmade and allows for a full-grip from Deep Concealment that can be drawn from multiple angles or positions. Even if you were hanging by your legs upside-down, up in the sail rigging of a large ship, considering one arm was free, you will be able to draw and deliver with a full grip in one motion. Captain Kidd was loved by the hemp rigging ropes, climbing the sails, and even survived his first hanging execution in London when the noose broke!
This inside the waistband 'Kaptain Kidd' style, 'Naked Holster' can be drawn to the left or right in appendix carry with a 47 degree cant. There is a natural sight channel (seen modeled for a Glock), hand saddle-stitched polyester Tiger Thread and USA Made Powder Coated 1-3/4" Steel Belt Clip.
In the last ten years, I developed the best guerilla holster money can buy; based on three World War holsters. This full-grain horsehide, saddle-stitched holster is available now online. I have a storefront picked out in Concord, NH if these kick-off. I use Chicago Horween Leather Co. 'Horse hips' also called North of Cordovan. Cordovan is highly sought after dress shoe leather, the leather I use is just above that section on the horse. Right now I have couple hips left and I will get more. It can take up to six months to get Horween Horsehide from Chicago as it is used in contemporary hybrid holsters which as quite popular. The horses are slaughtered in Mexico and shipped to Chicago for tanning. I will be donating to racehorse retirement Not For Profits.
Allies called it: 'Suicide Switch' Holster because it could be drawn from the pilot by the gunner as
they switched places for the last Dog Fight.
Axis called it: "Suicide Six" Holster for the same reasons because it can be drawn from six angles.
French called it: "Bicycle Jumper" Holster as it was worn by paramilitary bicycle teams that which, both
assembled their bicycles in the air after parachuting from airplanes and landed on the ground bicycling!
The name 'Apache' is reference the 'French Apache's' Parisian Belle Époque violent criminal underworld subculture of early 20th-century hooligans, night muggers, and street gangs. Les Apache's carried the 'Apache Thorn' a brass force-multiplier impact weapon based on the pistol grip of a fencing épée and the knuckle-knife 'Apache Revolver' firearm close quarters combat combination weapon.
I am selling these fully-functional handmade, Deep Concealment Holsters for firearms as a magickal curio because of Old Fashioned Mojo Wax Burnishing with Black Cat. Animals mark you in a crowd by smell with this saddle-stitched full-grain horsehide holster and I think it is important to differentiate from machine sewn, cowhide, dyed throwaway holsters. "Ditch that nickel plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock!"
Other than the Steel 1-3/4" Powder Coated Belt Clips made in New Jersey, this holster could be produced 1,000 years ago! I have worn a Kydex reinforced holster I designed with these materials for ten years EDC, every summer on hikes, appendix, with only one water repellent treatment/reoiling at the very end of production and it is still functioning like new.
With a proper care routine these full-grain horsehide holsters will last 500 years. These Deep Concealment Holsters are not designed for saltwater air exposure or dessert sand but will work fine in those environments, although they may wear faster and require daily care routines of wiping down with a damp cloth, allowed to dry and re-oiled with bear wax if you want the holster to last 500 years in those environments.
Handmade with Old Fashioned Mojo Wax Burnishing
'Naked' Deep Concealment Holster
Genuine Tiger Thread Contrast Stitching
Saddle-Stitched By Hand
Medieval O/D Burgundy Styling
Full-Grain Vegetable Tanned Horsehide
Quality Horween Horsehide Tanned in Chicago from Mexico
Apache Gunner Bicycle Jumper is a Kaptain Kidd Style Naked Holster. I do have my 'Selective Service Registration' card now, so I am able to take Government/Military contracts. I hand cut these horsehide holsters with a head knife, if I get enough orders I can upgrade that element of production to a 'Clicker' which press-cuts the holster shape from the horsehide and cuts production time down for each holster.
Many other styles of full-grain horsehide saddle-stitched holsters available. Including double-lined smooth-out holsters (pictured). Also Kydex reinforced mouth, and Kydex or leather sight channel. Zero-Cant deep concealment holster for revolvers such as Ruger SP-101 (pictured). Optional Kydex reinforced mouth on the holster for range safety but these are Deep Concealment Holsters.
All holster available in left or right hand configuration. I previously produced a double-lined smooth-out outside-of-the-waistband 'Ranchero' (not pictured) saddle holster. If you want a horseback riding holster for your 1911 in a old-style cowboy design that is the choice holster ($990).
Lifetime guarantee on all holster products!
Text me if interested.
